Retirement Alert - IDGAF

Some retirements are full of sunshine and rainbows...some are filled with huge f-bombs. This is the perfect card to gift from a Millennial or Gen-Zer to a retiree!

Outside

Retirement Alert!!!

Disclaimer: May not know how to save a PDF...and may suddenly not give a fuck!

Inside

Sunshine, margaritas and beaches await! Enjoy dear, because you deserve :)

Cards Specs

Premium paper

Matte finish

5 × 7in

Plain white envelopes included

Gift wrapping is available! Search 'gift wrapping' or visit to our Gifting section!